Let’s take a trip to Peru and drink some pisco. Those looking for political debate, come back soon. If you’re not, you should probably stay there for an hour or so.
If you need to step up your pickpocketing game or avoid certain areas, Ali has the information for you. If you need to know where to buy some accentuating pants, Ali knows a brand. Don’t try to get him to pay 40 dollars for an appetizer though. That one probably applies to most people.
At the Tom Barnard Travel Agency we offer two packages. You can either hike down into a gorge and live with the snow and the bears while you mine for gold, or you can go to South Saint Paul and get some meat straight off the animal. There are other things to do there but that’s the only one we endorse.
It’s year two of the four to eight year long national panic. I hope you like it, because we’re not getting one second off until the next president is elected.