Sid Hartman is 96 years old today. Tom is still vying for his record, but Sid shows no signs of stopping. Canada’s bees, however, are apparently so bad at showing up for work they’ve started a cereal box campaign to find them.
Don’t carry around suspicious quantities of heroin. Don’t walk around in the path of a roller coaster. And definitely don’t give your daughter cocaine in a strip club. If you can manage these three things you’ll fare better than the average news story today.bee, bryant, cell, club, coaster, heroin, japan, jay, Jay Bee, lottery, miami, michael, penis, phone, roller, strip, toilet
Cork will be searching for treasure along the coat of Brazil, braving caves, waves, and snakes. That last one wasn’t the best rhyme but whatever. What he won’t be braving, though, is Saint Louis, which Mike explains is not the place to be.bee, burtt, cork, graham, island, jay, kristyn, mike, pixels, shooting, snake, trainwreck, winfield
Lydia is a rose from Spanish Harlem. She is also a hot and spicy mamita. The two aren’t unrelated. It’s lucky for her, because she’s now a successful actress and comedian because of them. That and her copious common sense.bee, biking, clinton, fat, gun, harlem, hilary, jay, lydia, nicole, spanish, spy
Ian had the privilege of being in studio for Alex’s first show. He took it in stride. Justin Van Winkle of The Last Ship also took it in stride even though it may not have been what he was expecting. At least he got plenty of bad dating advice.bagg, bee, citizen, danny, duty, green, ian, jay, jury, last, ship, sovereign, travis, van, winkle