Don’t carry around suspicious quantities of heroin. Don’t walk around in the path of a roller coaster. And definitely don’t give your daughter cocaine in a strip club. If you can manage these three things you’ll fare better than the average news story today.
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bee, bryant, cell, club, coaster, heroin, japan, jay, Jay Bee, lottery, miami, michael, penis, phone, roller, strip, toiletDo you like salt? Do you like margarine? Then you’re alone in the world, because they’re both terrible apparently. But 1950s Minnesota television is awesome!
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casey, cat, cell, daryl, fossil, Gold, grandpa, india, lunch, margarine, net, phone, pistols, radiation, rupee, salt, sex, skipper, stevens, with, worthThe phones are constantly ringing today now that Doug is back. It seems people were patiently awaiting his expertise. Too bad he’s immediately leaving again. At least we can enjoy a nice game of soccer to pass the time. Oh wait.
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