This year, Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow was obscured by the giant mountain of money Exxon lost this year, so we’ll have an early spring. Though statistically you could flip a coin like in Iowa and it would be more accurate.
Today we cover the news in two ways. First, the regular news, where we learn that there was a shooting near Michele’s house. Then Sean from The Short News comes on and explains how his site caters to people who have no patience for newspapers and news channels, which is everybody.bashioum, bite, bowl, groundhog, michele, news, nfl, phil, punxsutawney, ralph, sean, shooting, short, skype, super, tafoya