If you’re a teenage girl, you probably love selfies. Well good news: you’ll be able to use them to increase the security of your credit cards. Paul has some things to say about that, not all positive. Curt Schilling has some things to say about radical Muslims. That one didn’t work out well for him.
Don’t carry around suspicious quantities of heroin. Don’t walk around in the path of a roller coaster. And definitely don’t give your daughter cocaine in a strip club. If you can manage these three things you’ll fare better than the average news story today.bee, bryant, cell, club, coaster, heroin, japan, jay, Jay Bee, lottery, miami, michael, penis, phone, roller, strip, toilet
The first half of today’s episode is about celebrities saying dumb things. We may have covered this before, but the quotes keep coming. And they’ll never stop. Speaking of never stopping, Adam Goldberg has been in all sorts of stuff. His latest stuff is The Jim Gaffigan Show. Why not watch it tomorrow at 10 PM EST on TV Land?adam, al, bashioum, blaine, franken, from, goldberg, hammer, hebrew, mccain, michele, mike, phone, ralph, tafoya
Do you like salt? Do you like margarine? Then you’re alone in the world, because they’re both terrible apparently. But 1950s Minnesota television is awesome!casey, cat, cell, daryl, fossil, Gold, grandpa, india, lunch, margarine, net, phone, pistols, radiation, rupee, salt, sex, skipper, stevens, with, worth